You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. You giraffe sex contact the police before entering the city in an automobile. The English language is not to be spoken.
No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Avenue. One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth. 120 ticket for having an improperly displayed and outdated city sticker on their car. All businesses entering into contracts with the city must sift through their records and report any business they had dealing with slaves during the era of slavery.
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck. Kites may not be flown within the city limits. In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.